Hilarious Video

Watch the first one, the original Vitas. Then watch the second one, the Taiwan Vitas. It is very funny if you see the difference between the professional one and the copycat one. It's even funnier if you understand what the second person (the knock-off) is saying (in Chinese).
~Wenganator
THE FOLLOWING IS NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE, SIMPLY TO PROVIDE THE PLEASURE OF LAUGHING AT THESE PEOPLE'S ACTIONS. IF ANY OF YOU FIND THIS OFFENDING, GO TO THE REPORT ROOM AND TELL ME, AND I WILL CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY. I AM SERIOUS ON THIS ONE. PLEASE NO JOKES WHEN REPORTING.
~Wenganator


REAL LIFE HILARIOUS QUOTES
 
DISCIPLINE
*Hits me on the back of the head* "That was rude!"
-Megan Jiang, after I said something 'rude' to Allison Yan
 
WHAT I CALL ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
"Hey lacrosse people!" -Me
"I can kill you with this thing!" -A lacrosse person, waving his
lacrosse stick.
"So?" -Me
"OK, I'm really coming over there." -Lacrosse dude
"OK!" -Me
"SHUDDUP!"- Lacrosse dude
 
A MATHCOUNTS TEAM LESSON
"OK, the edge of a cube is 16. What is the frickin'
space diagonal?!"
-Mrs. Fridman (really!)
 
SARCASM
"Haha, hilarious, that was so funny, I believe
I've broken my laughing gauge!"
-Jacob Habib
 
L-I-S-T-E-N-I-N-G- -S-K-I-L-L-S
"Hey, Rick, why are you always putting your hands on
other people?" -Mr. Staggs
"Yeah Yuan!" -Rick Niu
"WHAT?" -Yuan Zhang
"I said Rick, Rick!" -Mr. Staggs
"Oh." -Rick Niu
 
L-I-S-T-E-N-I-N-G- -S-K-I-L-L-S 2
"L-I-S-T-E-N-I-N-G- -S-K-I-L-L-S!" -Mrs. Anastasi
"Hmm? Oh, what does that spell?" -Zachary Susskind

Thank you to Baron for providing the above quotes.
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Baron